Pretty Creatures: Archive

Jul 1st

3 tags

You know you’ve done too much email marketing if…

you don’t end friendships or love affairs…you “opt-out” of them you can’t read any text wider than about 600 pixels you can think of 17 different ways to describe something as free without actually using the word “free” the shopping list you give your spouse has all the important items squeezed into the top lefthand corner of the piece of paper you look for the unsubscribe link in ...

Jun 28th

File this under "WTF was I thinking???"

Decided to walk to the Encinitas library today to work off some stress. 9 miles round trip. That’s right, I said 9 miles. I am not going to be able to move tomorrow, but I’ll sleep good tonight! You betcha!

Jun 26th

Jun 25th

"I am a leaf on the wind."

“Watch how I soar.”

Jun 25th

Containment

Trying really, really hard to keep from FREAKING THE F* OUT right here and right now.

Jun 25th

Jun 24th

I heard the CEO of AT&T got married... →

via ceoSteveJobs on Twitter

Jun 24th

4 tags

Watch

It’s funny because they’re cats.

Jun 19th

Jun 18th

3 tags

Jun 17th

3 tags

Book of Numbers →

Seriously weird…

Jun 17th

4 tags

I feel old because...

my boy is listening to the Beastie Boys.

Jun 17th

4 tags

It's pretty awesome that...

my boy thinks I’m cool because I know all the lyrics to Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys. Funny, I could have sworn that there was an official video for that song, but I couldn’t find it anywhere. Must have all been a product of my overactive teenage imagination.

Jun 17th

Overheard on ESPN

shitmykidsruined: Today during the 2010 FIFA World Cup match between South Africa and Uruguay, ESPN commentators were talking about the controversy over vuvuzelas ( S. African stadium horns). Said one reporter to the other: “I have 5 children at home, so I find the vuvuzelas quite relaxing.”

Jun 17th

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Student's bizarre attack on Hell's Angels →

“What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell’s Angels is currently unclear,” said a spokesman for local police.

Jun 17th

4 tags

Another earthquake →

5.9! This one actually got me off the couch and out of the door. Meanwhile, the boy was all “wut?”.

Jun 15th

10 tags

Zach's Audition →

Ok, I don’t think anyone noticed, but I posted a link to this guy’s video yesterday It wasn’t posted here, but on Twitter and cross posted to my FB after I noticed the story via a post on Reddit.com. I’m not bringing this up because I’m bitter no one noticed my post, but because of what has happened in the last 12 hours or so. When I first noticed the story the ...

Jun 13th

3 tags

Astrotour →

A really fun to play with interactive model of the solar system. See how the planets orbit from the perspective of each individual planet, trace paths, change time settings. I could spend quite a while playing here.

Jun 13th