December 2011
3 posts
And the ewwww award of the day goes to...
Lady Gaga on Facebook…
And…my video is now leaking like an old tampon.
October 2011
2 posts
R.I.P. Steve Jobs
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from...
September 2011
1 post
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure...”
August 2011
6 posts
Love Seat with Cap →
Want.
I’ll console myself by thinking that it’s probably not as comfortable as it looks.
Ok, here's another gem from my boy...
Saturday morning and I’m sleeping in while he’s already up playing video games.
I come out to make coffee and see that he’s already gotten himself something to eat. Looks like bread and cream cheese (nutrition!).
Then I see the toaster on the counter “Hey, did you toast that bread you’re eating?”
From the other room I hear “Well, I’m not a...
Dan Harmon Poops: you are a moon for a while →
danharmon:
Before I knew how to talk to people in real life (coworkers will tell you I never actually learned) I learned to talk to people on the internet. I was 14, I had an old TRS-80 from my Dad’s office, and, at night, I would use it with a direct connect 300 baud modem to call a “citizen’s band…
“Me: “Hey, look, those white birds are nesting in that tree across the street.”
...”
– Conversation today at the park.
Punchfork →
All the Yum and then some…Punchfork | The best new recipes from top food sites
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
6 posts
Zach Galifianakis, Reluctant Superstar: The... →
Me and Zach Galifi-what-the-fuck-ever-his-name-is, a story of begrudging acceptance and eventual respect.
I really didn’t think much of him on first look (I bet he gets that a lot). Look at him now though…dissin’ Hollywood, making Britney Spears uncomfortable, truthin’ it to Kesha. I can get behind this kind of action.
May 2011
15 posts
WatchUnaired, very funny, Justin Timberlake SNL sketch.
2 tags
Life is...
“Life is, to some extent, an extended dialogue with your future self about how exactly you are going to let yourself down over the coming years.”
Charles Yu, How to Live Safely in a Science Fiction Universe
Haiku's are hard... →
Refrigerator
April 2011
22 posts
Takei = Gay →
TN bill will prevent teachers from using the word “gay” in class. In response, I’m lending them my name: “It’s okay to be Takei.”
via @GeorgeTakei
The Complete History of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy →
Every episode of SNL’s celebrity Jeopardy with cast lists and descriptions. I had forgotten how hilarious some of these are.
